S1 · EP 01 · BLUE WICKNEW · ELECTION NIGHT · 3 NOV

A show about your bags

RugCheck
Episodes

Now showing in Rugfield.

Weekly episodes. News episodes within 72 hours of the event.

S1 · EP 01NEWELECTION NIGHT · 3 NOV

BLUE WICK

Election night in the Rugsons’ living room. Bot runs the studio at the Magic Wall, the family watches from the couch, and Newt sits in the corner with two monitors on a cart: long the blue wave, 50x on BTC. He calls the map state by state. Five guests get their own scenes, each built on a real gesture, post or result.

What could go wrong at 50x?

he called the map state by state.
he was 50x long.
the receipt doesn’t lie.

THE RUGSONS · S1 · EP 01: BLUE WICK
The night, in four stills
  1. 20:30
    The living roomBot takes the Magic Wall. The family takes the couch. Newt takes the corner.
  2. 22:41
    The gold ballroomA guest posts. The card reads it out, word for word.
  3. 22:55
    TexasOne Senate race, two stages, one board.
  4. 23:02
    Mission controlOne number on the wall. Result pending.
satire. all characters are parodies.
WRITING
S1 · EP 02

IN THE WORKS

The next one is being written. It goes out within 72 hours of whatever breaks next.

RugCheck · by The Rugsons

Every RUG gets
an autopsy.

When a Solana memecoin dies, RugCheck runs the forensics and posts the receipts: who sold the top, what the dev did, who got wrecked. On X, and in the Telegram groups that played it.

0deaths, 24 h
0USD under water
—death to autopsy, median
The last 24 hours of published autopsies. Tokens that came back after their autopsy are not counted.
  1. 01Death detected10% of peak for 30 min
  2. 02Forensicsdev, sellers, snipers, damage
  3. 03Verdicta cause and three facts
  4. 04DeliveredX and the groups that called it

The biggest deaths on Solana, by money lost by the people holding at death.

#TokenCausePeakDropUnder waterLost, USDDied
No deaths published yet.
Verdicts describe what wallets did, never people.Open the morgue
Open RugCheckVerdicts describe what wallets did, with numbers and links to the transactions. They never describe people. Not financial advice. Disputes are read and answered.
Lore

Welcome to Rugfield.

A present-day American town that never recovered from 2022. Population: one family, one robot, one dev nobody has seen, and a whale too big for the frame.

Made for XWeekly episodes, news episodes within 72 hours of the event.
Ends with a receiptWhat they said on the left, what the wallet did on the right.
SatireEvery character is a parody. Hit behaviour, never identity.
WELCOME TO RUGFIELD EST. 1849 · POP. 1 FAMILY, 1 BOT drive slowly, liquidity crossing
The RugsonsOne family, one couch, one shared tuft.
GrandmaHer funeral fund was the first bag.
DadBUY LAND. To every chart.
MomIs that good?
NewtPays Dad rent on the 5th.
Sis+420%. Better entries.

The hereditary tuft: Dad, Newt and Sis all have it.

A short history of RugfieldFounded on shovels. Still selling them.
  1. 1849Founded in a gold rush by the only man who sold shovels.
  2. 1987Dad buys his first plot of land. He still brings it up.
  3. 1999Dad puts the land money into the internet. The dot-com bubble pops. He goes back to land.
  4. 2013Newt buys his first bitcoin. Sis wipes the laptop to install a game. No seed phrase.
  5. 2018SAFU Savings & Loan opens. Funds are safu.
  6. 2021Bot gets plugged in at 3 a.m. Nobody has unplugged him since.
  7. 2022The Great Rug. Half the town moves back in with their parents.
  8. 2026Election night. Newt goes 50x long on the blue wave.
  9. 2031MAYBENewt, richest man in Rugfield.
    2031MORE LIKELYSame room. Same hoodie. Same -97.4%.
Lore lines are a proposal.
Cast

Residents of Rugfield.

One build for every face: round eyes that touch, lids instead of brows, four fingers, one hard shadow. Guests are parodies built from public signals, with no invented quotes.

The family
NEWT 0.11 SOL ▼
Newt

The Ultra Degen. Retail with 3 SOL, phone in the right hand, calm right before every liquidation.

+420% ▲
Sis

Newt’s sister. Same tuft, same lids, better entries. Green screen, +420%, and she brings it up.

“Is that good?”
Mom

The Web2 anchor. One question explains every joke.

BUY LAND.
Dad

The boomer with one answer for every chart, every win and every liquidation. Newt pays him rent on the 5th.

I’M RIGHT HERE
Grandma

Still alive. Still sitting right there. Her funeral fund was the first bag.

Rugfield
“fresh wallet”
Bot

A dented 1990s PC tower on treads. Always buys first. Runs RugCheck on the side.

REMOVE LP
Dev

The anon dev. Never speaks. One yellow hand, always on the lever.

FUNDS ARE SAFU
The Manager

SAFU Savings & Loan. Every sentence starts with “Good news!”

one word a season
Whale

Too big for the frame. When he moves, the light changes.

Guest stars
GUEST
Trump

Guest star. A parody built only from public signals: the hair, the hand, the posts.

GUEST
Musk

Guest star. A parody built only from public signals: the jaw, the rocket, the T-shirt.

?NEXT GUEST
Whoever breaks the news

A new guest when the news calls for one. Three signals and one exaggeration, no invented quotes.